8 things I hate about men

Not too long ago we did an article titled ‘8 things I hate about women’, it might have been a little too close for comfort because instantly we got a reply to said piece. Here it is.

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Men.

They think the world revolves around them and their massively inappropriate egos. Where have all the real men gone? Replaced by either the runts of the litter, or wannabe Adonis’ who walk around with their muscles flexed in case someone happens to accidentally touch them.

I didn’t put in all those sweaty gym hours to cover it up with some damn shirt woman!

In my opinion, it’s the mothers that are at fault. Too many years of telling their ‘chand‘ what a catch he is have caused permanent psychological damage. Devolving most of the male species into self absorbed, over confident morons who can’t tell a pronoun from an adjective to save their lives.

So, without further ado, here are my top 8 ‘hates’ as far as the smellier sex is concerned.

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# 8 – Our eyes are not on our chests. So the least you can do when we’re talking to you is not ogle our breasts.

# 7 – Girlfriends and wives are not mothers. So don’t expect us to baby you all the time. It might not have crossed your minds but sometimes YOU need to pamper US!

# 6 – Dressing like you’re homeless. And you expect us to fall all over you? Please, brush your hair, put on a pair of trousers and a clean, ironed shirt. Then we’ll talk.

And please stop with the fake pouts… you look like ducks!

# 5 – Too insecure of your masculinity to actually be men. Do the hackles along your back have to stand up each time you see another guy you don’t know, or like? Are overt shows of masculinity the only way you know of to tell the world you have a penis and a pair of balls?

# 4 – Double standards galore. So let me get this straight, it’s all right for you to go out with a girl, but if your sister goes out with another dude it’s cause for WW3? And this is merely the tip of the iceberg, there are tons of others and they’re all along the same lines. It’s fine for you to do it, but not for girls to. What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

# 3 – Incestuous lot you are. And by that I refer to the innumerable ‘Baji number to day do!‘ that you come across each time you leave the house. If you actually want a girl to give you her number, refer to Point 6.

# 2 – Two heads but can only use one at a time. Let’s face it… it’s true. Especially with the younger ones, they reek of frustration like a cheap Rs. 250 perfume that says ‘Hugo Bdss’  instead of ‘Hugo Boss’.

And for the record: we know you all watch porn with great glee, even though you deny it.

# 1 – You gossip way more than girls do. It’s a stigma the female kind has had to bear with since… well for as long as I can remember. But let’s be real, guys gossip just as much, if not more so, than us. So please don’t occupy the higher moral ground, you love to bitch and backbite just as much as any other gal on the planet.

It’s a wonder why more women aren’t lesbian.

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This article was contributed by Ayla Ismail from Islamabad.

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One Comment on “8 things I hate about men”

  1. Saim
    November 11, 2011 at 12:45 am #

    you’ve just been hangin out with the wrong kind of men babe. 😀

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