Author Archives | Mohammad Ali Bandial

Murphy and his Pakistani in-laws

I hate Murphy! That guy has ruined my life. Not you man, the other one He just HAD to come up with the damn law, didn’t he? It’s just one of those things, where as long as you don’t think about it, it won’t happen. But since, you know what this douche bag had to […]

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8 peer groups I had to put up with!

School was great, right? Who does’nt remember those great times, when everything was so simple and care free. Bunking classes…tape ball matches all day, bicycle races…etc Life was simple and fun. *siiiiighhh* That was some good shit. And who can forget one’s school friends? That’s the real deal! Capital B Capital F Capital F…add another Captial […]

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Top 12 Facebook status updates after the Pak-India Asia Cup match

Now that the Asia Cup is back where it rightfully belongs, withstanding a stupendous fightback from the Bengali Tigers who transformed into kindergarten crybabies ala their ‘miss miss the paki bowler pushed me! That gives me 5 extra runs! Hence WE win the cup’ whining the very next day. Kudos to their crickemathics prowess, but im afraid […]

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4 kinds of bosses… from HELL!!

Who does’nt want to be one’s own boss? Waking up when the ‘sun don’t shine’, driving a Bentley, being a playa in short. But let’s face it guys, inspite of all our illusions of self-grandeur ala Bruce Banner, most of us-sans the mythical few with the proverbial silver spoon and the fingers in the pie *ooh pie..yummyy*-we are […]

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